rats!
I don’t really like spiders, but I’ve learned to tolerate them. But rats? I’m sorry but they just gross me out. I remember back when I was living my parents throwing out the trash and screaming and running down the block when I’d see a rat in the alley.
Friday night I was at my house and getting a glass of water in the kitchen and I hear this strange scratching noise. At first, I thought that it was the locos trying on my roof trying to scare me. I look at the ceiling and the noise starts to get louder. A few seconds later, a rat comes flying out of the corner (from the ceiling!), lands and runs toward me. Naturally I start screaming and run into my living room still screaming because it was nasty (and flying!). I stand in my living room with the door to the other half of my house closed (where the rat is) and stay there for a few minutes hoping that the rat may run out of the house through the back gate. Eventually, I head into the kitchen with a broom and a chair. I throw the chair into the kitchen thinking that maybe the noise will scare the rat out…nothing. I run into the kitchen with the broom, pick the chair up and stand on the chair. I decide to start hitting the refrigerator with the broom because that is probably the only place where the rat would hide. Nothing. I finally get the courage to get on the floor and see if the rat in under the fridge or under the table. I didn’t see anything so I am guessing that the rat left. But that didn’t prevent me from shutting all the doors and freak out every time I heard a scratching sound.
Friday night I was at my house and getting a glass of water in the kitchen and I hear this strange scratching noise. At first, I thought that it was the locos trying on my roof trying to scare me. I look at the ceiling and the noise starts to get louder. A few seconds later, a rat comes flying out of the corner (from the ceiling!), lands and runs toward me. Naturally I start screaming and run into my living room still screaming because it was nasty (and flying!). I stand in my living room with the door to the other half of my house closed (where the rat is) and stay there for a few minutes hoping that the rat may run out of the house through the back gate. Eventually, I head into the kitchen with a broom and a chair. I throw the chair into the kitchen thinking that maybe the noise will scare the rat out…nothing. I run into the kitchen with the broom, pick the chair up and stand on the chair. I decide to start hitting the refrigerator with the broom because that is probably the only place where the rat would hide. Nothing. I finally get the courage to get on the floor and see if the rat in under the fridge or under the table. I didn’t see anything so I am guessing that the rat left. But that didn’t prevent me from shutting all the doors and freak out every time I heard a scratching sound.
6 Comments:
At 8:43 AM, Anonymous said…
:)This one had me laughing as I read it on my way to work! Imagining you standing on a chair (after throwing it into the kitchen!) screaming and with a broom is refreshing and wouldn't be as good a story if written by anyone but you. It may just be my favorite one...
Who knows, it may the beginning of a conspiracy by the Honduran mafia to feed all the kids in school rat's milk...or is that malk?
At 3:31 PM, Anonymous said…
And since the rat was flying...shouldn't it have been a bat?
At 12:52 PM, Emily B said…
Oh Lord, K. Rats and Reality Checks. Oh my! Can't wait to see you soon!
At 11:18 PM, Anonymous said…
reminds me of those old Tom & Jerry cartoons.. Can you get a cat?
At 10:12 AM, Anonymous said…
Kathryn:
I have been reading Lauren's Blog and came across your. I am a RPCV who was stationed in Dulce Nombre de Copan 1991 - 1993. I was the Santa Rosa house manager in 1993.
I really enjoy reading both of your blogs and reminiscing about my PCV days. It allows for some great daydreaming while i am at work.
FYI -- back in the early 90's, there was a huge number of PCV from the Chicago area in the occidente, including myself. Perhaps its a tradition?
I can be reached at dthomas@ekmail.com.
At 5:25 PM, Anonymous said…
ick. do we need to steal a TARGET RATS sign from the alley for you? :p
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