not the sharpest tool

I had an overripe mango in my fridge. Normally, I just throw fruit right into my back yard. The mango was a fatty though and wouldn't fit through the back gate and since I was too lazy to get the key to open the back gate, I decided to throw it out the bathroom window. Yeah. So I missed and hit the bar that guards my window and the mango falls in the toilet. I'm an idiot.